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I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven? This line is best paired with a stiff drink, a mean strut, and a righteous hand, one primarily used for loving and secondarily used as a fist for the pummeling of fools. My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind? If I was on you, I would be coming too. Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I'm gonna glaze your donut. Gently rub the girl's back and say I thought angels had wings. Any pick up lines that suggest you want to have sex are lame.
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