After being cut in for a portion of the profits, Elaine advises Mr. Then, we met the close talker. Of course I smell something. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. The elegant, timeless urban sombrero. To think of people like Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. Unsurprisingly, Kramer is the first person to drop out.
I reached for the last one they had — but so did another man. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Not much chance he's gonna be a hitman. George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America. And yes, Seinfeld is still making people laugh. We can't look our best all of the time! See more ideas about Seinfeld quotes, Favorite tv shows and Larry david. I like to watch movies.
During its nine-year run, for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series winning twice. When he got back, he chased after me with a baseball bat. Men won't hit a woman. George: I do for the bad things. Instead, he's a rude, mean, and possibly fully grown man. But additionally, Hatcher's breasts seem to be fairly modest in size to me.
If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins. Right in the middle of his United Volunteers meeting. I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity. Whatley violates the very first rule of re-gifting: you cannot re-gift within a circle of friends! I can't compete in normal society. Jerry: What do you need salsa for? I believe that a two face lives within all of us. The famous line is repeated by lawyer Jackie Chiles in Seinfeld's series finale.
I was over there today. This is probably one of the more prolific Seinfeld-isms out there in the world today. Elaine: I think it's B. However, as with most inside jokes, the voice soon begins to outwear its welcome. Elaine: That seems about right.
George: What are we gonna do? The fact that the writers never really explain how or why Jerry and George came up with the concept of Claire's talking stomach is perfect. So who is having sex with the rooster? His breath probably smells really bad, too. Ross: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children. I could do something in sports. Her normally bouncy hair is limp, her skin is damp, and her running makeup forms two giant dark circles around her eyes.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing. George: I think I'd be good at that. It's not like we stuck a broomsticks in her spokes and she went flying. Jerry: So, when somebody has B. Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky. After this startling revelation, Elaine tries to get back with her on again, off again beau, David Puddy, but is rejected.
Besides, Jerry's not exactly Brad Pitt himself! Including , , and more! Jerry: You can't eat this soup standing up. Someone's bound to find out. Jerry: shaking George's hand Good to meet you. They had to take her to St. Jerry: The thing is, even if we go back by the car, and they're not there, how do we know they're not all hiding, waiting for us? I think Carrie Bradshaw said that. If you ask me, the high talker is one of television's top three scariest ghouls.
You have the seltzer after the salsa! If you'd rather wear your own personalized design, create a custom t-shirt just for you. My whole life is a sham. Why should I die with dignity? Jerry: We had to air out the car. I mean, how did this get to be the crime of the century? Since I showered, I've been in the car. He'd never let me be happy. Her name ends up being Dolores. Jerry: Don't you see what's happening here? When you encounter close talkers in real life, their breath always smells bad — like coffee, plaque, and farts.
Well, that - that could be tough to get. The premise of this sitcom is Jerry and his friends going through everyday life, discussing various quirky situations, to which we can all relate especially if we live in New York City. In the event that I get an office. That right there is great writing. George Costanza: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do. He has a sort of casual elegance.