One liner jokes 2017. 115 of the best ever jokes and one 2019-01-16

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one liner jokes 2017

Woke up in the fireplace. A: They suspected fowl play. My dad suggested I register for a donor card. Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. If I can, I will send you a telegram. I mean my anxiety is through the roof but record times.

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Pound coin gag wins funniest joke award

one liner jokes 2017

Could be a Chinese Wispa. I can hardly contain myself. So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger. All it was doing was collecting dust! Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast? Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. A: Only 25, because there's Noel.

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Edinburgh Fringe Festival: 15 best one

one liner jokes 2017

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because he was too far out! What happens to mountains when they touch each other? I got an odd-job man in. We came to the mutual agreement that she would marry her ex boyfriend. Because they lift their spirits! Because it was well armed. Get your dam fish here! A: A turkey because it is always stuffed. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.


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Thanksgiving Jokes 2017: 20 Funny One

one liner jokes 2017

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Because he found his honey. God knows we could all do with a laugh. Because 7 ate 9 and 10. It goes back four seconds! A: Because he had low elf esteem. Fair enough, use an ashtray.

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Thanksgiving Jokes 2017: 20 Funny One

one liner jokes 2017

The first time they heard America sneeze! Because people are dying to get in. So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. The way nationalities have different takes on the same thing. Because he had no guts. I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.

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The 31 funniest one line jokes to cheer you up after the US election result

one liner jokes 2017

For my birthday I got myself glasses. Q: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them. She was a vegan and refused to touch me. I could talk about classic card games all day. I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.

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50 of the best jokes and one

one liner jokes 2017

To go with the traffic jam. Like the way an Irish person or a Scottish person would say that the band Snow Patrol are boring but an Eskimo has a hundred words for how crap Snow Patrol are. A: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! Because she kept running from the ball! A: A rebel without a Claus. A: Stick with me, and we'll go places. Why are eggs not very much into jokes? There's no way he could write a book. Then I ran over him and backed up to run into him again. The reason for that is because he only has one arm.

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one liner jokes 2017

A: Because it soots him. Google request: How to disable autocorrect in wife? Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? That is wrong on so many different levels. Two snails are chatting on the sidewalk. Here are 20 Thanksgiving-themed jokes, compiled from , s and 1. Which is like the manflu but worse because I also regularly have periods and I get paid less. No it was a mutual thing.

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