Imagine have the world would have been without them. D Laing If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again. The end of the world has been postponed! Welcome to my serenity circle. They both know how to hold a load of crap. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
If He would just cough. Thank you, Jonathan Lockwood Huie Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Mencken Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Fields Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. She is a joy that cannot be taken away. Many great men and women have touched upon the funny side of life and emphasized the importance of looking at it in a different way.
If I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. Experiencing problems and is inevitable in life. Unknown I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. Montgomery In life, I have met many friends and people whom I have loved dearly.
John Wayne A lifetime of happiness! A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card. Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. Mel Brooks I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Milne If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. Doctors think she may be faking.
Robert Frost You tried your best and you failed miserably. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Those are the two categories, you know. ~ Hebrew Proverb A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. A compromise is an agreement whereby both partiesget what neither of them wanted. Charlotte Bronte Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Kant Do be do be do. To steal from many is research. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Please sign-up on the form below to receive my free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email. Your E-Mail Address: Your Name: To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.
What a blessing it is to call you mine! Funny Life Quotes I never made a mistake in my life. French Proverb Clothes make the man. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. Mark Twain Hard work never killed anybody. A golden thread to the meaning of life.
Laughter is the best aphrodisiac. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. May the world be kind to you, and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself. I'm my own best friend! But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Jacques Torres Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.