A hangover is the wrath of grapes. My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A: It let out a little wine! A: The noise gave her a headache 103. Friend is eating something very delicious. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? Then they both started kissing one another and said: This is multiply.
What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be. Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? You boil the hell out of it. Husband: Oh, that means still 70% are working without medicine? Put some protection on that erection. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. A: Your dyslexic Q: What music are balloons scared of? How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower? A: Boobies Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. A: Ouch Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because he's back in town and he wants your number.
I wish my brother-in-law would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. Q: What kind of bees produce milk? One of the best things about short jokes is that it proves that well executed humor doesn't have to be long or complicated in order to be funny. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? How many is a brazilian? In steps a very large black man. One is take a rope and hand on fa. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. Pepper come in a bottle? It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
How did the woman feel after she got ran over? A: You spread its little legs. I will now be a funny old man someday. There is no change yet! A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. A: It has more dates. Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift. A: They already fell for that trick once.
Why do chicken coups have two doors? They both capture the moment. I was just in London - there is a 6-hour time difference. Short funny jokes to the rescue! So here is the list of those that are, in our opinion some really funny jokes 1. When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? A: To get a tweetment. What did the O say to the Q? A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. A: Because he has holes in his hands. A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted. Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? They Will Hit You Hard ~ Pain Jokes - A man walks into a bar and he says. Yes, I do can take a joke. A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. I don't get down like that. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? The kids were nothing to look at either.
A: By becoming a ventriloquist! What kind of fish has two knees? Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping? The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. Man that's Ludacris I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. After exercise I always eat pizza, Just kidding.
Q: What dog keeps the best time? Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? When you come to me? He only comes once a year. Every husband has a wireless connection by default. Gold in Teeth, Cataract in Eyes, Sugar in Blood and Stones in Kidney. I thought you said your dog doesn't bite! Q: What do bread and autistic kids have in common? Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? A: Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work. They are much experienced in everything and their stamina rocks. Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? How do we know good jokes? A: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! But a man still did it.